THE TINY CRUSADER

                                      THE TINY CRUSADER

In the misty fog there was a blacksmith's sign swinging side to side there was loud bang every time it swung and on the sign there was an hammer hitting an anvil. Inside the dark cavern there was a an old blacksmith called jack every time he swung he counted the seconds until he could retire he swung at the mighty crusaders sword. Jack did one massive swing hrhrhrhr he dropped his hammer and his sword me back well if i go down at least i'll be doing what i love the anvil is worn out just like jack.jack was trying to catch his breath he heard a sound darn kids these days always mucking round my things. Wait What what jack come on pull yourself together man the suit of dusty armour fell over i'm going going to have a heart attack. The helmet of the armour fell off is it is it dead nope it’s still moving. Jack picked it up bravely and ever so slightly he lifted up the visor. He saw something what was it he took a closer look boo a white mouse jumped up on his nose. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kill it kill it he swatted him self in the face on accident 5 times the mouse ran as fast a bull charging. Jack tried to calm himself down but then he flexed and he got angry where's that mouse gone. There you are i’m gonna what you have a saddle on why just why.what's that sound it's a horn someone's gonna raid me not if i can deal with it what is that it's a tiny knight. Really jack come on i am really losing it on this one the little knight said something maybe i've not gone mad what do you want anyway. Why do you have a rat he's not a rat he is a dumbo mouse. He needs help i can not help you good sir please go home you're wasting your time the little knight pulled out a small broken  sword ohh i can fix that maybe i'm not useless after all. It's time yay i can finally use my tiny hammer i need to fire up my forge get some new water in some little chunks of iron and i'm ready. I doubt they knew blacksmiths royal guard thank you so much mr blacksmith jack. You helped me so much can you help my other friends as well. Thank you again no thank you whos next.

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Up in the blue heaven about 5000 km up from the ground goes a double propeller plane swearing throw the sky. There was an old man called sam he was afraid of heights he on;ly came up because he got dared by his friends saying that he's lost it so he said well if i've lost it then how come i'm going to jump out of that plane then it happened. The pilot pressed a button and then it went green sam got a fright what did that mean did that mean no please anything but nooooooo. It did it's my worst nightmare i have to jump but no i do not want to how could i be so stupid just there saying i'm old doesn't mean i have to jump right sam pull yourself together i guess i gotta give him the thumbs up. Ok i'm going to put my head out hahahahahahahaha why is the wind so strong this can blow a house down in a minute no i can not do this it took me like an hour to put my fabulas suit on. Well i better put on my sunnys to look cool whaaaaaaaa why is there a skull there is that my death. My glasses no i do not think that's good the engine blew up how just cos of glasses this is kind of like that movie rio when the bird falls in the plane's engine and the plane blows maybe i should stop talking. Mr pilot what where did you go there you are he gave me the thumbs up no wait he's gone and so will i be in 2 mins. Wait come back come on you stupid shoes you're like clown shoes but in a slipper form run you stupid legs whoa i'm flying wow this is awesome i think i can jump wait nope.whaaaaaa i do not think this is what first class is like this why i hate planes.whaaaa hello anyone out there hello hello i see the pilot stop plane pilot hey hey. Let's do this whoa this is so fun why was i scared this is the best dare i'm ever done don't stop believing in your selllllllllffffffffffffffffff. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm going to get everyone in the nursery home to do this i'm going to do this again until all my moneys gone no one can tell us if were old or not because they're older than meeeeeeeee. Whoaaaaaa awwwwwwwwwwwwwww i'm ok thumbs up someone get me to the doctor please my parachute i should of pulled it